Two people who were once very close can without blame or grand betrayal...– Warsan Shire (via somethingscosmic)
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
heathermorris: THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
connuh: i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour